Daily Archives: Thursday, September 28th, 2006

My teeth, my lovely lady teeth

I went to the orthodontist the other day.  I used to have this wire thing cemented inside my lower front teeth.  It wasn’t visible, nor annoying.  Hell, I actually forgot it was there.  I had it removed when I was there.  It felt strange at first.  They replaced the wire with a retainer that I wear at night.  It’s one of the clear plastic cap types. (apparently they don’t make the pink plastic and metal variety anymore)

Anyway, I forgot how much retainers swell.  I’ve only worn it twice and it already smells like an itchy asshole.  I think I’m going to try keeping it a cup of water or something to try and avoid the smell and cut down on cleaning it.

Listening to: dl.tv 98 Sep 26, 2006 by Patrick Norton



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